Sunday September 24th 2006, 4:01 pm
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Momsturbator likes to play pocket pool. Especially if his mom’s watching. He has a post-graduate degree in Unit Management and his thesis on Package Handling has been published in several top tier academic journals including The Journal of Twigs and Berries and Harry’s Balls and Ass.

Services Retards
Sunday September 24th 2006, 3:59 pm
Filed under: Meet the Hashers

Services Retards joined KCH3 after a 15-year circus career in which he was the Guy Who Eats Stuff You’re Not Supposed To Eat And Then Makes It Come Out His Nose (photo taken after a show). Now he spreads his man love around KC (along with that nasty rash he got from the Fat Lady).

Extenze for Menz
Sunday September 24th 2006, 3:57 pm
Filed under: Meet the Hashers

…always wears his pants like that. He lost all feeling in his ass after years of being beaten severely by security guards for mooning various forms of public transportation. Extenze is a drug lord by day and the inventor of Fun Drunk Ken, Barbie’s favorite Tippy Cup partner.

Beam Me Up Twatty
Sunday September 24th 2006, 3:55 pm
Filed under: Meet the Hashers

Beam Me Up Twatty escaped from the Federal Detention Center penitentiary in Houston, Texas. When she finally got to the Kansas/Missouri border, she sat down to take her ankle cuffs off only to see a bunch of wanks in hash attire running and chugging cheap yard beer. She’s been with KCH3 ever since.

Saturday September 23rd 2006, 6:28 am
Filed under: Meet the Hashers


I is EZ
I is EZ began her downward spiral with KCH3 on May 5, 2005. Best known for her thick Jersey accent which can be heard primarily in her middle finger, EZ is an editor by day and her evil alter ego “LaToya” is a KCDrinker by night. In addition to her slowly failing Japanese balloon fetish porn career, EZ has made some stellar indie films, including the blockbuster hit “Featurette”. Selfless and giving, she also coined the phrase “stand still so I can use your sunglasses as a mirror while I pretend to listen to what you’re saying.”

September 19, 2006 – Talk Like a Pirate Hash/Pub Crawl
Friday September 22nd 2006, 7:52 am
Filed under: Images

Yarrr, me hearties!

It’s shapin’ up to be an “AARRGGHHH” yellin’ night.
The Pirate Day Hash is comin’ alright.
A bit of a hash and a bit of a crawl,
You’ll be followin’ clues to the next ale for all.
Bring plenty o’ treasure tho’ some stuff is free,
And if yeh look like a kid, don’t forget yer ID.

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September 16, 2006 – Fiesta Hispana Hash
Friday September 22nd 2006, 7:47 am
Filed under: Images

A.K.A. The I’m Lost Downtown and Don’t Have a Taco or a Beer Hash!

September 7, 2006 – Waldo Native Hash
Wednesday September 13th 2006, 6:21 pm
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Kansas City Hash House Harriers – Hash Number 748

September 2, 2006 – Bondage Hash
Tuesday September 05th 2006, 7:18 pm
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“You know – chips, dips, chains, whips…”

Online (especially good for ideas): (chick stuff only) (chick stuff)

See how readily I come up with that information?

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